Well you should see
Polythene Pam
She’s so good-looking
but she looks like a man
Well you should see her
in drag dressed
in her polythene bag
Yes you should see
Polythene Pam
Yeah yeah yeah
Get a dose of her
in jackboots and kilt
She’s killer-diller
when she’s dressed
to the hilt
She’s the kind of
a girl that makes the
“News of the World”
Yes you could say
she was attractively built
Yeah yeah yeah
